At our house, we don't treat our copies of Tess of the D'urbervilles very nicely. Mum's broken one. I've broken one. Now I have a brand new one that cost me less than ten dollars and has a lovely photo of strawberries on it. I plan not to break this one.
Anyway that was a quick sidestep into saying... deep breath, must say it fast....
sorry if you didn't catch that.