Dear Writer Revisited: Letter Eleven
Following on from the previous post about titles, I'd like to just take a moment to appreciate how fantastic the headings for each chapter are in this book. Cause of Death would have to be one of my favourites to date. It's perfect because the form and style of this chapter are a little bit like a lecture on how to diagnose your novel and what exactly is stopping it from being the amazing entity you originally envisioned it as.
Virginia tells Writer that the act of writing can sometimes be a bit cyclical in nature, which makes it a little tricky. Lack of passion for the material can lead to mistakes that are fatal for prose. Luckily, treating these 'symptoms' can actually revive passion. Blogger's note: I actually think that the making of these mistakes can't purely be blamed on a lack of passion. I know a lot of writers who do these things when they write and they are driven as they come. It's just that along the way, we pick up bad habits.
If we are able to develop a sensitivity to these faults, it is easier to eradicate them. So without further ado, I present you with Virginia O'Day's Field Guide to the Identification of Writing's Seven Deadly Sins. (See what I mean about me not being very good at titles?)
Cliches are figures of speech which have been worked too hard in too many stories and they have basically become meaningless. Examples:
Industry words that obscure clear meaning and lack emotion. Examples:
'Liking' something on Facebook
Living on a 'sub-divided' block
3) Pathetic Fallacy
This is a bit tricky to explain, but it's saying that something does something when it clearly doesn't. Virginia uses the example of trees and wheat 'sighing'. I think this has a place, for example, in historical fiction, or if your character is a complete hippy/ possibly high. Use your judgement.
4) Passive Voice
Ahhh my old nemesis. All my creative writing assignments used to come back with passive passive passive scrawled all over them, because I tried to write a little like Salinger and a little like Zooey Deschanel when she wrote lyrics for She and Him. My teacher didn't really get this. She was right to caution me.
Your subject must be active in making things happen rather than having things happen all the time. Slightly related, but I personally hate it when charaters "find themselves" doing things. Examples:
Anna picked up the broken shard of glass. NOT The broken shard of glass was picked up by Anna. AND DEFINITELY NOT Anna found herself picking up the shard of glass. (I think it goes without saying that you definitely should never consider writing "The shard of glass found itself being picked up by Anna.")
5) Mixed Metaphor
Know exactly what you mean and follow through with it. Unless you're PG Wodehouse, then be masterful in mixing your metaphors and enjoy the humorous effect. Examples:
The night was dark like a cloak in a room where all the lights had been turned off.
|"Lol. Not even close."|
6) Stilted Dialogue