1. Never trust a man who is too charming.
2. If you wish to explain yourself, write a letter.
3. Never trust the one you love around actors.
4. Sometimes, the child must parent the parent.
5. Age is just a number.
6. Jealousy is never becoming and often unfounded. (It's also a useless emotion)
7. If you go looking for scandal, you're likely to create one.
8. Happiness is never far from home.
9. Not all women turn into their mothers.
10. Affection is born of compassion.
And a bonus one for luck:
11. Shallow relationships will come to shallow people.
Thanks to Elisa for helping me make this list.